volleyball tournament starts tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
melisa's birthday today!happy birthday mel!
anyway,we bought our darling mel a bouncing ball and a crocodile thing.haha!
have fun mel!haha.
nut told a lot of jokes today.well..not a lot but yeah.
one of her fav was ...
a man and an ostrich went to a restaurant.the waitress went up to them and asked them wad they wanted to eat.so the man ordered fish and chips and the ostrich said:i want fish and chips too!!!so they ate and the guy gave the exact amount of the food to the waitress and left.the next day,the guy and the ostrich came again.the same waitress asked:wad do u want to eat today???the man said : i want steak.and the ostrich said : i want steak too!!!so the waitress gave them steak and they ate.when they finished eating, the man gave the exact amount.curios,the waitree asked : why do you always have the exact amount?the man replied: becos a genie granted me three wishes and one of them i asked to have exact amount of money in my pocket for the things i am buying.the waitress then asked: what about the ostrich?the man replied : i asked for an exotic hot chick with long legs.haha!sorry nut.anyway,today when i was playing volleyball,the DEAREST CHEW JIA XING served the ball and i wanted to jie qiu but the DARLING ball hit my nose!!!i hv a crooked nose now.
THANK YOU CHEW JIAXING!
